Is Facebook Hurting or Helping Your Love Life?
Geplaatst op 03-04-2025
Categorie: Lifestyle
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Apparently, I’ve been doing just about everything wrong when it comes to dating, love, and life. This became overly evident to me as I sat in a steam room at the gym today and listened to one teenager tell his friend exactly how things should be done.
I feel slightly guilty for coming home and writing down their conversation as best I could remember it and then sharing it with thousands of people, but it was too good not to.
I didn’t catch their names, so I’m going to call them Gus and Dirk. Oh, and just FYI, “freaking” and “crap” are my words. Not theirs. Their words weren’t quite as choice.
Gus: Dude, I don’t know what the hell happened, things were going freaking good and then out of nowhere she took off.
Dirk: Did she say anything or did she just leave?
Gus: She just took the freak off, didn’t say anything.
Dirk: What were you doing when she left?
Gus: We were sitting in her car and we were all freaking like close and stuff and I was about to make my move when she got all pissy and got out of the car and took the freak off.
Dirk: You know what the problem is? The problem is you didn’t make her think it was her idea.
Gus: Ha. Yeah. What?
Dirk: Yeah dude, when you let a girl know you like her she takes the freak off every time. You have to kind of be a douche to her and act like you’re gonna bail all the time. It drives ’em crazy dude. They’ll be all over you.
Gus: I don’t know man. I never even got to tell her or make my move or anything man. She just took off.
Dirk: She’s just playing the game, bro. It’s what girls do. They wanna hold the power. I’m tellin’ ya. She knows you’re gonna take off and get all desperate and crap. She’s got you right where she wants you.
Gus: Dude, I’ve texted her like thirty times and she hasn’t even written back. I don’t think she’s playing a game, I think she’s straight-up avoiding me.
Dirk: You know what the problem actually is? I bet she freakin’ is playing like three guys right now. Why else would she just take off all the sudden?
Gus: I don’t know dude. I don’t really care about figuring it out. She can take off for all I care.
Dirk: Actually man, freaking chicks like that, they play this game all the time where they have to act like they don’t wanna get it the freak on with you. It’s like the cool freaking thing to do to act like they’re like these good little girls and crap. I was talking to this chick who told me they do it just to see if you’ll respect it.
Gus: Hm.
Dirk: Actually this whole things makes perfect sense now. Dude, you blew it.
Gus: What the hell are you talking about.
Dirk: You blew it man. She was testing you. She freaking got pissed and took off to see if you’d chase her. Guaranteed man. And since you didn’t follow her you blew it. I’ll bet you anything that’s why she’s ignoring you. You didn’t chase her down.
Gus: I don’t think so man, she was pretty pissed.
Dirk: Girls don’t just get pissed for no reason man. Either you did something to really piss her off or she’s playing a game. Did you do anything to piss her off?
Gus: I don’t think so.
Dirk: Then she’s playing a game. Or she was playing a game. If you want a chance, you’ve gotta go tell her you were an idiot and that you should’ve chased her.
Gus: I don’t even know if I want her anymore. I’m kind of over it.
Dirk: Whatever dude. You don’t get a chance with a girl like Britney maybe once in your life man. You don’t freaking let that go man. You just gotta understand the game and play it. She’ll come back.
Gus: Maybe. I don’t know.
Dirk: And then when she comes back, you gotta play the game, bro. She’ll just take off again if you don’t.
Gus: Hm.
Dirk: Yeah bro. If you can get her back, you gotta act like you don’t care man. You gotta be a douche. I told you that before I don’t know why you don’t listen.
Gus: I don’t even know how to be a douche man.
Dirk: It’s easy bro. You ignore her calls and only call her after she’s called you like five times or more. If she texts you, you don’t freaking text her back for like two or three hours. And then once in a while you send her a freaking text like it’s an accident and was supposed to be for another girl. It’ll drive her freaking crazy and she’ll be all over you desperate to get you to drop things with the other girls.
Gus: Sounds like your game man. I just want a girl who freaking likes me without any freaking games.
Dirk: Then you’re only going to get a desperate ugly chick man.
Gus: Come on man.
Dirk: Who are you talking to man? Have you ever seen me have trouble getting some?
Gus: Dude, I’m getting too hot. I think I’m done in here.
Dirk: Cool man, we’ll figure out your next move. Let’s go.
Then they took off. I don’t know if they even saw me sitting over on the other side of the steam room, and I was sad to see them go. Obviously Dirk had all the answers that I (or Gus) may never have.